well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i was born a porn star she said
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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