Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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