We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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