he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
be right there i have to get my cape
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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