Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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