I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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