they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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