Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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