I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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