Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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