There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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