put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This is classic penis vs brain.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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