I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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