I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm jealous of your bromance
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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