Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
