I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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