I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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