Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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