dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
