bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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