what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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