Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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