my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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