I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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