I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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