A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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