just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We are two peas in an std pod
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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