yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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