So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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