Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Randomize