His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I made him laugh his dick is mine
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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