Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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