it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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