the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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