I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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