i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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