I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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