Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
