VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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