I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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