I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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