I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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