we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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