he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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