Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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