think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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