You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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