I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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