wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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