who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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