im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I DEMAND FORESKIN
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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