let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We are two peas in an std pod
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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