just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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