it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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