I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
